X Marks the Scot - An on-line community of kilt wearers.
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16th March 08, 08:59 AM
#27
By way of rebuttal....
Why I wear a kilt:
10. History has show that men in kilts routinely beat the crap out of men in trousers.
9. The breeze on a hot day.
8. Equality should extend to comfort.
7. I get to call Goths and Punks "conformists."
6. Girls I've never met start conversations about my underwear.
5. Even straight guys check me out.
4. Full range of motion when I walk.
3. The zipper scene in "There's Something About Mary."
2. It is easier to use the bathroom when I've been drinking.
1. Uninhibited access.
And then there is "Why I Love A Man In A Kilt"
10. Access.
9. Air circulation = virility.
8. The his pleats swing when he walks.
7. It would be a shame to hide legs like that.
6. It takes confidence to wear a kilt, and confidence is sexy.
5. I don't have to bother asking, "Boxers or briefs?"
4. When I'm with my man, the look of envy I get from others.
3. Footsy under the table.
2. Sitting across from him on the subway.
1. Sean Connery, Mel Gibson... need I go on?
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