Why I wear a kilt:

10. History has show that men in kilts routinely beat the crap out of men in trousers.

9. The breeze on a hot day.

8. Equality should extend to comfort.

7. I get to call Goths and Punks "conformists."

6. Girls I've never met start conversations about my underwear.

5. Even straight guys check me out.

4. Full range of motion when I walk.

3. The zipper scene in "There's Something About Mary."

2. It is easier to use the bathroom when I've been drinking.

1. Uninhibited access.


And then there is "Why I Love A Man In A Kilt"


10. Access.

9. Air circulation = virility.

8. The his pleats swing when he walks.

7. It would be a shame to hide legs like that.

6. It takes confidence to wear a kilt, and confidence is sexy.

5. I don't have to bother asking, "Boxers or briefs?"

4. When I'm with my man, the look of envy I get from others.

3. Footsy under the table.

2. Sitting across from him on the subway.

1. Sean Connery, Mel Gibson... need I go on?