Sporran-Phobes Unite!

[Panache]

...I never heard of sporranphobia before!

(Panache in a very thick fake Austrian accent)


My dear Trefor,

It is a very rare pyschological phenomena und seldom seen in Wales. Normally it is ze result of trauma as a child. Ven a young kiltling is attacked by a vild sporran it can leave permanent pyschological scarring that affects ze kilties later in life. Zis often happens in areas of Scotland that are scarely populated und the vild sporrans hide in ze shubberies. In Wales ze ysgrepan or sgrepan as they are known there are completely domesticated.

Luckily, zis condition is completely treatable with lots of ze very expensive therapy..."

Cheers

Jamie

[McClef]

(Panache in a very thick fake Austrian accent)


My dear Trefor,

It is a very rare pyschological phenomena und seldom seen in Wales. Normally it is ze result of trauma as a child. Ven a young kiltling is attacked by a vild sporran it can leave permanent pyschological scarring that affects ze kilties later in life. Zis often happens in areas of Scotland that are scarely populated und the vild sporrans hide in ze shubberies. In Wales ze ysgrepan or sgrepan as they are known there are completely domesticated.

Luckily, zis condition is completely treatable with lots of ze very expensive therapy..."

Cheers

Jamie

Danke Herr Doktor Jamie Freud!

I think our freund in Norvegen is in need of treatment for trauma!

[Freedomlover]

(Panache in a very thick fake Austrian accent)
Luckily, zis condition is completely treatable with lots of ze very expensive therapy..."

Or ze very expensive single malt also native to ze sporran's habitat.