Quote Originally Posted by Pleater View Post
Ah yes - 'budget cuts' - - that must mean that the gels in their final year at the MHICE have succeeded in retrieving the recipes taken from the Encyclopedia Cullinaria for use at the S.I.C.K. during your last stay there.

It was unfortunately necessary due to the high rate of recidivism, and previous inmates turning up at the gates and asking for trifle. The place was becoming impossibly overcrowded, and staff overtime was rediculous. By now Sven, a personal trainer, will have arrived and started a regime to counter the effects of too many puddings.

I sent them off just before embarking on this cruise, which is not proving the restful vacation I was hoping for.

The minature keyboard on this organiser device is difficult to see in this rather gloomy hut, and its transmitter seems to be unable to connect with any of the usual channels. The guards assumed that it was a normal belt buckle, not an organiser carrier. Luckily I insisted that it did not have any audible ring tones or other alerts.

The adventure is, however, turning into a 'grumble in the jungle' as we await the unfolding of events.



Not due to any lack of fortitude on the part of the ladies incarcerated with me.



Its those blasted beans they feed us every day. They play havoc with the digestion.



Departure from this hut cannot come soon enough!! We eagerly await developments.



Madam Pleater, Director, MHICE.
Em, I did have a deep fried mars bar at the pub last night...