Panache and the Curious Affair of the Gin and Tonic

[davedove]

“It was Grant.“

That's it! Somehow the disorder that is Grant's mind has imposed itself onto the fabric of the universe.

[McClef]

I suspect that this seeming disaster was engineered after the the mind of the (*alleged*) perpetrator was affected by a surfeit of rubber chickens.

AKA "firm buttock syndrome."

However we await the evidence which will no doubt be unveiled in due course...