My kilt saves the day!
We had a client come to my place of employment for a visit yesterday. (lovely lady- she brought us donuts!) There is a guy I work with by the name of Joe. Joe thinks two things- first that, he's God's gift to women, and second, that I am a cross dresser. Joe was hitting on this lady, like he does every woman he sees. When I walked in, I could see that he was aggravating her. I walked over to get a donut, and she jumped up away from Joe squeeling "Oh my God! I love a man in a kilt!" and walked away arm in arm with me. We got a little way away from Joe, and she said "Thank you so much! You look great." Joe hasn't talked to me since...
Oh, the power. I love it.
And for anyone wondering, I was wearing my SWK Weathered MacKenzie.
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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