I am completely underwhelmed!

[Retro Red]

Now, now everyone, let's all hold hands & sing-along...


. . . . . . . Fm7 . . . . . . . Bbm7 . Fm7 . . . . . Bbm7
What the whelm needs now is love, sweet love.
Gb6 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ab6 . . . Gb6/Ab
It's the only thing that there's just too little of.


Right Bacharach at you!

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[CactusJack]

Or maybe,

All you need is Whelm (all together now)
All you need is Whelm (everybody)
All you need is Whelm, Whelm,Whelm is all you need