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29th September 08, 05:11 AM
#1
Virus Warning from CDC
Dear All,
The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Visit the nearest super market and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Re-booter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to your friends.
If you do not have friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Geoff Withnell
Geoff Withnell
"My comrades, they did never yield, for courage knows no bounds."
No longer subject to reveille US Marine.
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29th September 08, 05:40 AM
#2
So, I've been warned!
I like the breeze between my knees
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29th September 08, 05:53 AM
#3
I can not afford the antidotes as I have been out of the "WORK" for several weeks now. Interview today at noon.
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29th September 08, 07:12 AM
#4
Airman. Piper. Scholar. - Avatar: MacGregor Tartan
“KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.” - Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
www.melbournepipesanddrums.com
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29th September 08, 07:29 AM
#5
Great, I spend 4 months visiting 6 doctors, and here I could've just come to you. Jeez Geoff, I wish you would've posted this earlier!
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29th September 08, 08:05 AM
#6
Isn't work a four letter word?
[I][B]Nearly all men can stand adversity. If you really want to test a man’s character,
Give him power.[/B][/I] - [I]Abraham Lincoln[/I]
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29th September 08, 08:08 AM
#7
I think I found the antidote - Work Hating Intervals Stop Killing You - Whisky. It works every time for me -
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29th September 08, 03:23 PM
#8
I am 65 and have developed a certain immunity to it. But, before I became immune, I was tired all of the time However, now, even the mention of W.O.R.K makes me feel re-tired
"A day spent in the fields and woods, or on the water should not count as a day off our allotted number upon this earth."
Jerry, Kilted Old Fart.
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29th September 08, 03:37 PM
#9
Thanks for the warning. I'm currently recovering from a severe case of it myself.
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29th September 08, 06:01 PM
#10
Work is the curse of the drinking class! Hence the need for SMMRC, Single Malt Muscle Relaxant Compound.int:
The pipes are calling, resistance is futile. - MacTalla Mor
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