Quote Originally Posted by Phogfan86 View Post
Then the woman behind me tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Even though Englishmen have died for less, try not to kill her, lad."



I have a T-shirt one of my grandkids gave me a while back which states:

"Why do they call it a kilt? Because a lot of people have been kilt for calling it a skirt."

It always geta a smile.