Some answers to "The Other Question"
Question:
"Do you play the bagpipes?"
Answer:
"Of course I do! Everyone who wears a kilt plays the bagpipes! You get a free set with every kilt. Scotland is inhabited entirely by bagpipers. The great forests have all been chopped down to make drones and millions of sheep are raised and slaughtered just to provide the bags. Everywhere you go there is constant piping 24/7. This is probably why there is such a high rate of deafness in Scotland!"
Question:
Are you a piper?
Answer:
"No, but thank you for asking!"
Question:
"Do you play the bagpipes?"
Answer:
"Not anymore. I once played at an aquarium and my pipes ran away with an octopus. I'm sorry I can't talk about it as it's a very painful subject to me"
Question:
"Are you a piper?"
Answer:
"Sadly no, I didn't meet the height requirement"
Question:
"Do you play the bagpipes"
Answer:
"Sort of, I play the air bagpipes. I'm quite good actually"
Question:
Are you a piper?
Answer:
"No, but I play one on TV"
Question:
"Do you play the bagpipes?"
Answer:
"I started to take lessons but spent all my time on X Marks the Scot .com instead of practicing!"

Cheers
Jamie
Last edited by Panache; 13th October 08 at 04:15 PM.
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Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
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