Hamish, if I might be so bold I would like to ask you a question that has been intriguing me for a while now.

With 93 fine kilts in your kollection and growing, how on earth do you decide which one to wear each day?

I do not colour coordinate and match styles the way you do and with such flourish by the way (I was going to say panache, but I did not want to upset Jamie), and I have difficulty deciding amongst my meagre 9 kilts.

What is your secret?

Mark