
Originally Posted by
McFarkus
. . . BTW, how many Episcopalians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(Answer: two - one to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis)
Change that light bulb? How dare you speak of changing that light bulb! I'll have you know my grandmother gave the parish that light bulb . . .
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"No man is genuinely happy, married, who has to drink worse whiskey than he used to drink when he was single." ---- H. L. Mencken
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