Quote Originally Posted by beloitpiper View Post
Ah-hem, I do say! We were in darkest Africa when suddenly a tribe of natives surprised our hunting party in the Congo forest! Before we could react, the west wind blew my kilt high, exposing me to the natives...That day, they made me their king.

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A-hem, quite, yes, quite so. I do say!
I had the same thing happen while on a expedition in New Guinea. Only they made me a GOD !