In New Mexico we are used to stupid questions some of the favorites;

We only ship over night to the United States. (really from Lands End).

Do you need to exchange currencey at the border?

Do I need a Passport?

And my personal favorite:

Do you speak English?

New Mexico was made a territory of the United States in 1848; a State in 1912. Somehow there is a big hole between Texas and Arizona!