if I had kent a' the things she told us oan the tour...

I probably wuidnae have spend £300 i' the giftie shop...

(the tour ends IN the giftie shop- by the way... tacky!)

this wuz the maist disappointin' an sad tour I have e'er been oan...

there were maire folk workin' i' the gift shop than the distillery... shows ya were their priorities arr....