Gentlemen,
Longtime reader, but this is my very first post ever. On this exact topic, I am in dire need of assistance.

i.e.: HELP!!!

I am located in coastal/eastern North Carolina. I have a magnificent custom-fitted Tewksbury 8-yard box pleat Leatherneck tartan kilt that I wanted to debut for NYE this year.

As of yet, I've no sporran. This simply will not do.

I do have an acceptable belt or two that I could make work for an evening out, but with no sporran it's like... well, like shrimp without the grits. Just not even worth trying to pull off, even around here where nobody would really notice.

I am looking for, in this order:

1) Any kind soul within 3-4 hours' drive who would be willing to lend me any sort of sporran, semi-dress or nicer. Cash and/or collateral would be posted until return of said sporran.

2) Any damn place within 3-4 hours' drive (think Wilmington, Raleigh/Durham, Fayetteville or anywhere in that radius) where I could walk in and buy a sporran that is actually worth paying money for.

I realize this is very late notice, I realize that it's entirely my problem. I also realize that this seem a bit suspect, to say the least... but I do believe my longtime friend and brother Marine, Kid Cossack, will vouch for my honesty, integrity, and sincerity. He will also likely vouch for my ability to procrastinate.

That said... anyone have any ideas?

(P.S. - Franklin, NC is a good 7 hours' drive from here; no good for a round trip AND a night out drinking.)