Don't stop me if you have heard this one, I want to hear it again myself.

I was sitting in a bar the other day with 2 of my friends. In walk 3 blondes. They ordered shot and toasted themselves. "Ninety Days", was the toast. After they did this several times, I offered to buy a round if they told me what event they were toasting. Weel said one, We bought a puzzle and put it together and it only took us 90 days. On the lid of the box it said 4 to 6 years.