Funny little story... I showed my wife this thread, and when she noticed the part about "1.75 kilts a month" her comment was,

"That would be like me buying two new evening gowns a month. Wow!"

I thought about that. As a matter of a) practicality and b) good relations with the spouse, I'll probably try to keep my kilt count comparable to the wife's evening gown count... That way, I can see us avoiding some sticky, future arguments...

Just a thought.