Ron, I am with you. Kilted or no, most of the time, especially when I get up for that post midnight walk to the porcelain that so many of us "men of experience" unfortunately experience, I don't even turn on the light---just amble up to the throne pull em down and sit----may as well rest while I wait for the all too painstakingly slow process to end. Never have to worry about spashes or aiming, unless the little soldier is at attention (ala' 40 Year Old Virgin scene).