Uh Oh... advice would be nice

[The Barry]

Or some with the word taken written across the bum......

Rob

Or, depending on one's situation: "For Hire!"

[dfmacliam]

could have a sense of humor and write "wind maker" across yer bum

[Malcolm MacWilliam]

Well, I was out in the wind, also....read my thread on Kilted at Yard Sale. I did walk round some but when the wind really picked up, I sat in vehicle while my wife did the "saling"! I never usually care about kilt blowing up, but the difference was that I was a lone kilted one today! At reeenactments there is always more than one of us and we don't seem to care if the wind does its work.

Malcolm