Wanted to tell the rabble
I got engaged on Tartan Day! Had a ring designed, went out to dinner, took a walk along the waterfront, popped the question, and landed me the most beautiful fiance' imaginable! I was of course kilted, which didn't hurt matters.
I'm getting married!
Who would've thunk it?
The Barry
"Confutatis maledictis, flammis acribus addictis;
voca me cum benedictis." -"Dies Irae" (Day of Wrath)