Quote Originally Posted by RamsayClanCommish View Post
Well, I was out tonight at the store and a woman said to me, "Didn't I see you at Sam's party? Weren't you the kilt guy?"

Yes I was.

"Oh! I thought it was great."

Thanks.

"I'm Irish too!"

Uh...I'm of Scottish heritage...

"What's the difference?"



Oh well.....
Hmmm... I think the difference is about 12 miles from Donaghadee and Portpatrick as the crow flies, isn't it?