So have you ever been afraid to wear the kilt.

[Phogfan86]

I have only been threatened once. I turned to the guy and asked if he had ever been beaten by a 57 year old man in a skirt. He settled down quickly.

I had a similar situation. Keep in mind I haven't been in a fight since I was 8.

A drunken boob was giving me a hard time in a bar while watching my beloved Kansas Jayhawks play basketball. His girlfriend and buddy kept telling him to shut up and quit being an idiot, but he kept it up. Finally, he started to conduct an unauthorized kilt check. I turned, and he said, "Sweetheart, you must be crazy to wear that thing in here."

"Sweetheart," I responded, "if I'm crazy enough to wear this thing in here, I'm probably crazy enough to do a lot of things if provoked."

The smile left his face. He slowly stepped back and walked back to his table where his girlfriend gave him the death ray eyes, said, "You're pathetic," and dragged him out of the bar. His buddy even apologized and thanked me for not "kicking his a**."

Behold, the other power of the kilt.