Welcome to my 15th post…

In the last five months, I have placed the following orders:

Delivered: 1 Prince Charlie Jacket; 1 Wing Collar Shirt; 1 Black Bowtie; 1 Pair, Black Ghillie Brogues; 3 Kilt Hoses; 4 Kilt Flashes; 3 Kilt Pins; 3 Belt Buckles & Belts, 4 Ghillie Shirts; 6 Sporrans; 4 Men's Kilts, Polyviscose; 1 Made to Measure, Men's Kilt, Buchan.

Dispatched: 1 Made to Measure, Men's Kilt with Flashes, MacThomas Modern

On Order: 1 Made to Measure, Men's Kilt, Heritage Of Scotland; 1 Made to Measure, Men's Kilt, Stewart Black Modern, 1 Black Argyll Jacket; 1 Black Argyll 5 Button Vest

I didn’t total the orders because I don’t want to know. Does Betty Ford have a facility in Edinburgh?