You're lazy, Jamie. If you take off the hat, you're no longer dressed like a pirate. Take off the hat and drop the fake gun and you're ready for a formal evening out. In fact, that's a very nice outfit, Jamie; one of your nicer looks. Not pirate-like though.

Now, as for the next photo with the so-call "Jacobite/Kilt shirt"... that's quite piratical. No comment on the very bad pun.