And while we're all dreaming here, note that the US Navy is now producing a digital camo fabric in various shades of blue with the Navy anchor insignia scattered around in the pattern.

That being said, my ideal casual contemporary kilt for hikingis in 60/40 poly/cotton digital ripstop camo, reverse-K pleated, with an outer apron 1/2 my waist measurement, a small pocket on the side for my lock-blade Kershaw, and 2" belt loops. Velcro fasteners for comfort under the pack belt.