Quote Originally Posted by pdcorlis View Post
Shirt, hose, garters, kilt, belt, sporran, jacket. I'm pretty sure that's how I do it, but then I'm half awake most mornings so its hard to be sure. There was that one day when I ended up at work with a brown belt and sporran and black shoes...
LOL that reminded be of something that took place years ago. I had an employee that had a preferred style of shoe the he like and he would get a pair in black for uniform wear and a pair in brown. Anyhoo-one morning he shows up for work wearing one black shoe and one brown shoe. So I said to him, "So Steve, looks like you got dressed in the dark," He replied "Um yeah, I didn't want to turn on the light and disturb Sandy 'cuz she got home from work late. Hey-how did you know I got dressed in the dark?" I pointed down at his feet and replied " I bet you got another pair of shoes just like those at home don't you?"

A few minutes later I could hear him on the phone in the Briefing room leaving a message on his home answering machine "Honey, when you get this message, I need you to bring my black shoe to the station-Please?"