girlfriend demands death

**The Wizard of BC** · 28th May 09, 08:04 PM

You see, Brian's wait time for his Kilt is a special case.

Every time he calls me to bug me about the Kilt I bump him back 3 places on the order board queue.

Then every time he puts his mod hat on and slaps me for breaking the rules i bump him back another 5 places.

At this rate he will get his Kilt on Monday.

Monday 2012

:ootd:

**Dan R Porter** · 28th May 09, 08:06 PM

Thats just w r o n g !

**CDNSushi** · 28th May 09, 08:09 PM

Schadenfreude.

**dfmacliam** · 28th May 09, 08:21 PM

Dang... Shandenfreude thanks for the link LOL I think about folks 10 week wait... And I am glad I am coming up fast.. My jonesing will be a memory soon... Till I order my kilt kut suit from Steve...next.. So I guess shandenfreude now,then I get the receiving end soon enough.

**dowofbuchanan** · 28th May 09, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by Dan R Porter

Her name is dave?

When I saw the tile of this thread I thought "My wife just asked me to up my life insurance at work too!" haha

Get one man, but if you wear it out be prepared and have your mitts with you. I also think matching for both of you would be neat. And its nothing like the "Matching portrait" t-shirts you see couple swearing

Keep us updated.

so no one caught the creative misspacing here ... anyways ... she doesnt want one .. just me in one ... and freedom is cool if i can get it in pink death but in a traditional cut i dont see the point in a kilt with pockets at least not visible ones .. sorry steve

**The Wizard of BC** · 28th May 09, 10:25 PM

Well, I can certainly make you a Pink Death Kilt in my Dress Model. Straps & Buckles and fully Traditional look.

If you don't want Pockets then simply don't ask for them but my Side Slash Pockets are invisible when your hands aren't in them.

Let me check tomorrow on fabric availability as we are getting a bit low on Pink Death fabric. I had been meaning to order some more any way so this may be a good excuse.

Ron, in his Pink Death just before he participated in a Breast Cancer run.

**dowofbuchanan** · 28th May 09, 10:28 PM

well i gotta find the 300 for it ... how long is the list if i dont get bumped 3-5 spaces

**The Wizard of BC** · 28th May 09, 11:06 PM

My order board is currently in overflow mode but I estimate 10-11 weeks.

**Weasel Mender** · 29th May 09, 05:51 AM

Originally Posted by way2fractious

Does she want one for you, or for her, to wear?

How about both of you?

Here is the one for the ladies: Two Degrees of Freedom The F-H.B-T.C.A.G. is modeling the Pink Death mini created for her by the formidable and curmudgeonly Steve Ashton next to her.

This one is for the gents. (I couldn't resist making one for myself... and I'm sure everyone appreciates the knee length

)

w2f
:ootd:

I know I can get the kilt from Steve......But where can I get the hose??????

Weasel :ootd:

**way2fractious** · 4th June 09, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by Weasel Mender

I know I can get the kilt from Steve......But where can I get the hose??????

Weasel :ootd:

After the round of miniature golf with Hamish in Palm Springs, we all took a walk across the parking lot to a Target store. The adventurous F-H.B-T.C.A.G. and I made a beeline to the women's hosiery section - and there they were! Pink Argyle hose to match the Pink Death Camo!

w2f