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 Originally Posted by Dan R Porter
Ok, so I thought you were joking until I looked it up...
I have to watch that one!
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haha
No its no joke, this Sunday at 1! I do not have cable so I will have to find someone who does!
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How about the IRS vs the DMV!
(oh yes there would be blood...)
Cheers
Jamie
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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Originally Posted by Panache
How about the IRS vs the DMV!
(oh yes there would be blood...)
Not to mention the white-knuckle number taking and line waiting!
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haha
And the "You need this document" runing back and forth from home, to DMV, to city hall, to inspection, to Clean air test, etc etc. Whew thats a tough one!
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Originally Posted by Panache
How about the IRS vs the DMV!
(oh yes there would be blood...)
Cheers
Jamie
Thanks for putting the entertainment back into this thread anyway Jamie. I saw a commercial, but missed the show, guess I didn't miss much.
Bob
If you can't be good, be entertaining!!!
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And the results of the IRS vs. DMV battle (each side consisting of 500 personnel)
IRS vs. DMV BATTLE
Duration
Total length of battle: 4 weeks (actual combat time 2 1/2 weeks but includes time for interoffice deliveries and mailings of TSP reports)
Casualties
Total Dead: 750
Total wounded: 250, consisting of mainly severe paper cuts, staples, ulcers, migraines, burst blood vessels, and ripped out hair (generally self inflicted).
Materials
Number of mature trees used to make forms: 456,674
Staples fired: 5,674,324
Red ink utilized: 453,156 gallons
Statistics
Faxes sent: 564,345,445
Faxes read: 5
"Wrong" lines stood in: All
Conclusion
In such a horrific conflict such as this between inhumanly cruel adversaries there were no winners
Only survivors
And even they will carry the scars and red "REJECTED" stamps on their bodies for the rest of their lives.
Cheers
Jamie
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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Originally Posted by Panache
"Wrong" lines stood in: All
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1st June 09, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Panache
And the results of the IRS vs. DMV battle (each side consisting of 500 personnel)
IRS vs. DMV BATTLE
Jamie, you are of course assuming the battle actually takes place and doesn't get bogged down with bureaucratic paralysis.
My thought is that the IRS would declare an audit, but the DMV would counter by closing down the station.
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb
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