Has anyone seen "deadliest warrior" ?

[Panache]

And the results of the IRS vs. DMV battle (each side consisting of 500 personnel)


IRS vs. DMV BATTLE


Duration

Total length of battle: 4 weeks (actual combat time 2 1/2 weeks but includes time for interoffice deliveries and mailings of TSP reports)


Casualties


Total Dead: 750

Total wounded: 250, consisting of mainly severe paper cuts, staples, ulcers, migraines, burst blood vessels, and ripped out hair (generally self inflicted).

Materials

Number of mature trees used to make forms: 456,674

Staples fired: 5,674,324

Red ink utilized: 453,156 gallons

Statistics

Faxes sent: 564,345,445

Faxes read: 5

"Wrong" lines stood in: All

Conclusion

In such a horrific conflict such as this between inhumanly cruel adversaries there were no winners

Only survivors

And even they will carry the scars and red "REJECTED" stamps on their bodies for the rest of their lives.





Cheers

Jamie

[ghostlight]

"Wrong" lines stood in: All

[Dan R Porter]

The IRA won, they know how to set a bomb and then run away from it as apposed to wearing it!

[davedove]

And the results of the IRS vs. DMV battle (each side consisting of 500 personnel)


IRS vs. DMV BATTLE

Jamie, you are of course assuming the battle actually takes place and doesn't get bogged down with bureaucratic paralysis.

My thought is that the IRS would declare an audit, but the DMV would counter by closing down the station.

[macwilkin]

And the results of the IRS vs. DMV battle (each side consisting of 500 personnel)


IRS vs. DMV BATTLE


Duration

Total length of battle: 4 weeks (actual combat time 2 1/2 weeks but includes time for interoffice deliveries and mailings of TSP reports)


Casualties


Total Dead: 750

Total wounded: 250, consisting of mainly severe paper cuts, staples, ulcers, migraines, burst blood vessels, and ripped out hair (generally self inflicted).

Materials

Number of mature trees used to make forms: 456,674

Staples fired: 5,674,324

Red ink utilized: 453,156 gallons

Statistics

Faxes sent: 564,345,445

Faxes read: 5

"Wrong" lines stood in: All

Conclusion

In such a horrific conflict such as this between inhumanly cruel adversaries there were no winners

Only survivors

And even they will carry the scars and red "REJECTED" stamps on their bodies for the rest of their lives.





Cheers

Jamie

Didn't Nevil Shute write a story about such a conflict, with deadly bureaucratic paperwork circling the earth and killing off mankind?

T.

[Panache]

I'm surprised this show hasn't started using characters from Sci Fi movies like:


Star Fleet Security vs. Imperial Storm Troopers


OK we all know that the Imperial Storm Troopers would win.

Heck if it were Star Fleet Security vs. The Ewoks our favorite red shirts would be destined to come in second place.

(After all Ewoks are scary little buggers with sharp teeth and strategy)


Cheers

Jamie

[beloitpiper]

I'm surprised this show hasn't started using characters from Sci Fi movies like:


Star Fleet Security vs. Imperial Storm Troopers


OK we all know that the Imperial Storm Troopers would win.

Heck if it were Star Fleet Security vs. The Ewoks our favorite red shirts would be destined to come in second place.

(After all Ewoks are scary little buggers with sharp teeth and strategy)


Cheers

Jamie

Ewoks don't have sharp teeth. Wookies, on the other hand....

[Panache]

Ewoks don't have sharp teeth. Wookies, on the other hand....

Well they are preternaturally clever little creatures with a grasp of engineering and the black hearts to use it!

They have rocks and stone clubs!

They have stone pointed spears!

They have medieval siege equipment?

Anyway they are formidable foes

Cheers

Jamie