"Thought I'd get a new kilt, honey."

"But you already have two."

"But honey, lot's of guys have more kilts, and you heard that cute little cocktail waitress say how much she liked a man in a kilt. I want to look good for you."

"Oh, yeah, I forgot about Bambi of the short skirt. Yeah, I really want her to oggle my man legs and talk about what he has on underneath. Sure, go ahead and get another kilt. The new sofa can wait, and I mean what I say."

Whoboy, just be really sure!