About three years ago I agreed to sell my nice 1500cc motorcycle so we could get a new living room; carpet, baseboards, crown moulding and furniture. I think I have her convinced that the resale value of a kilt is not the reason to invest in such a fine garment, so she should just let me live happy and be free!

Many good things have come from marriage, understanding the difference between necessities and cravings keeps me in line. A kilt is part of Maslow's Hierarchy of human needs, therefore must be a necessity.