I now own a face sporran

[Tony Miles]

I'll ask. What did it cost?

80 dollars of pure unadulterated eccentric joy. (a fool and his money) it came with a strap also that with a mod or two can be a waste strap.

The only thing I can think of that would make it truly tacky beyond words is if the eyes had leds that lit up - but they use taxidermist eyes so i cant mod them