Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist"?
A kilted Celt on the border. Kentoc'h mervel eget bezań saotret Omne bellum sumi facile, ceterum ęgerrume desinere.
Here's one my son, the mighty Sinbad, came up with himself and I will share with you What is the difference between a mean terrier and a swamp just for fathers? One is a bad dog The other is a dad bog
-See it there, a white plume Over the battle - A diamond in the ash Of the ultimate combustion-My panache Edmond Rostand
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