Originally Posted by Wompet Same guy in a pile of leaves? Russell Same guy in a bullring? Gord.
"Touch not the cat bot a glove."
"Khakis"... What you need to start the car in Boston. (I think this is the first pants pun posted. )
How about the Hindu who got a root canal with no novacaine? He wanted to transcend dental medication... Wakka Wakka Wakka!!!
Originally Posted by Macman Same guy in a bullring? Gord. Same guy in a fishpond? Bob. Read these out loud: What do you call a one-legged woman? Eileen. Where does she work? IHOP. What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh. What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye-dear.
--dbh When given a choice, most people will choose.
Originally Posted by Macman Same guy in a bullring? Gord. Same guy on the side of a mountain? Cliff Same guy on a wall? Art Same guy in a garden? Herb Same guy sitting on some paper? Mark Same guy in a river? Wade
Same guy in a hole in the wall Phil
Originally Posted by McMurdo Same guy in a hole in the wall Phil Same guy laying next to a hole? Doug. Same guy flying over a fence? Homer.
Originally Posted by piperdbh What do you call a one-legged woman? Eileen. Unless she's Japanese, then she's Irene.
A man walks into a psychologists office completely naked. The doctor takes one look at him and says..... "I can clearly see you're nuts"
Confucius say Man who stand on toilet high on pot
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