Let the Pun begin!

[Thunderbolt]

Do you know how to catch a Polar Bear?

You cut a hole in the ice, and lay some fresh peas around the hole.

Then, when the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

[Thunderbolt]

In a land far, far away, there lived the Twids. The Twids were a kind and gentle people, living simply and in harmony with nature.

Every day, the Twids would go work in their fields, tending their crops and animals. In doing so, the had to cross a bridge.

Everything was fine, until this one day, a troll took up residence under the bridge. Then, when the Twids tried to cross the bridge, the troll would jump up and kick them all off the bridge!

Confused as to what to do, the villagers went to their wise man, the Babbit.

The explained the problem and he said "I must see this for myself." So the villagers took the Babbit down to the bridge, where he found indeed, a troll living under the bridge.

So, as the villagers watched in anticipation, the Babbit walked across the bridge.

But the troll simply watched.

Then he walked back. But still, the troll just watched.

Finally, the Babbit, frustrated, asked the Troll "Why do you kick them off the bridge, but not me!??"

The troll replied......
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"Silly Babbit, kicks are for Twids!"