I had a young lady come bounding up the street after me to ask me if I were "traditional". She was soooo pleased to be able to ask. Mind you, I was in uniform with a gun on and everything. I was about 97 degrees and chaffing would have been horrendous but I gave her the answer she was dying for and she was very pleased with herself.

The same day in a Chinese restaurant the waitress looked at me strangely and said "a skirt?" and I pointed at her and said "pants?".