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    I refuse to state the obvious reply why Heavy weight material even a military tank is never enough lol.

    The fact is you will always get some kind of bulge even with heavy weights, always when you least expect them or when you move at a strange angle, usually when talking to the Vicars wife or some such moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruno View Post
    I refuse to state the obvious reply why Heavy weight material even a military tank is never enough lol.

    The fact is you will always get some kind of bulge even with heavy weights, always when you least expect them or when you move at a strange angle, usually when talking to the Vicars wife or some such moment.
    Those of us in the social group "Kilted Gentlemen of Substance" have discovered, inadvertently, a solution to the "bulge problem" Bruno so eloquently describes above, in that we have each built a sizable shelter over our "important tools", said shelter called in common circles a "potbelly" (I call mine my next of kin since I tend to be investing so much in it lately). This well earned physical attribute unique to our brethren generally allows the kilt aprons to hang a little further out from our pelvic gurdle and the "bits" of concern. But then, even we usually wear a sporran, for traditions sake if no other reason.


    Jeff :ootd:

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    LMAO..... oh my.... why didn't I think of that..... note to self, be weary of the phenomenon if wearing sporran off to the side :P

    In those circumstances, the"question" takes on a whole other energy, haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruno View Post
    I refuse to state the obvious reply why Heavy weight material even a military tank is never enough lol.

    The fact is you will always get some kind of bulge even with heavy weights, always when you least expect them or when you move at a strange angle, usually when talking to the Vicars wife or some such moment.
    [SIZE="2"][FONT="Georgia"][COLOR="DarkGreen"][B][I]T. E. ("TERRY") HOLMES[/I][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
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