This might be one of those times when you should wear some shorts under the kilt. Then when you go through security, start unbuckling before it's your turn and when you're up, matter-of-factly state, " I'm wearing shorts and would rather put this through the x-ray" and drop it on the table.
The people you talked to probably thought you were kidding since you made it their decision...
You can always go to a restroom to depants after that.
--Chelsea McMurdo--
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