Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
Ham, you are safe from the wee'uns begging for sweets at Bicknell Grange. They are transported by coach into my neighbourhood. Many of them. I usually attire in some outfit that goes with a contemporary kilt. I have a well used hockey goal tender's mask, and a chainsaw with the chain removed. I usually wait betwenn houses for the teenagers to show up with eggs or rotten fruit. A quick leap from the shadows with the engine on the chainsaw revving sends them running and the wee 'uns laughing at them.
I do similar. I sit in front of my house like a rag doll, not moving until one of said teenagers comes close, when I jump, scream and scare the poo out of them (Or in one case, the pee... I have actually made more than one teenager pee him or herself, as well me sister in law- which has actually become a game for my father and I )