Tartan waistcoat?

[Wompet]

Robert, we wear kilts to try to blend into our environment hence the need for hunting tartans. None of us on this forum want to stand out. You look splendid as usual.

Ah, so Lady Chrystel should have used the Hunting Robertson instead of the Red ...

Yes, of course, hunting tartan......to blend....yes...hummm, what is your prey exactly ?

Robert, Grant's favored prey is la femme qui soulève des kilts (I think that is the correct translation ). He has not quite grasped the concept that they hunt us, not the other way around.
Having looked at your pictures here and on Lady Chrystel's website, I need to think about sending her some Sackett tartan in poly-viscose.