So often asked

[Bigkahuna]

Say, "That's for me to know and you to find out".

[Sir William]

Say, "That's for me to know and you to find out".

I'd be careful with that response....I've had people, both men and women, try to find out!

Several times I've had a woman slide a hand up my kilt (without permission) to check. When I ask if I can do the same to them they get all embarrassed - or in one case almost insulted by the suggestion.

On the whole, I don't worry about "the question." It comes with wearing a kilt. Much the same as when I'm at a reenactment or living history program wearing a wool uniform on a warm muggy summer day and I'm frequently asked "Aren't you hot?"

[Mael Coluim]

My typical response to the question is, "You will have to ask a bonnie lass as I am sworn to secrecy." On this side of the pond, many times the inquirer (usually female) then asks, "What's a bonnie lass?" My reply is, "a pretty lady with a smile on her face!"

[Jimmy]

Alan Cumming was quoted as ' not wearimg underpants ' while kilted when receiving his OBE from Princess Anne yesterday. although i thought that he was a bit overdressed from head to toe in his outfit

[skauwt]

my response has only ever been
"a course not am scottish dae ya hink coz ive hole inma **** ama flowerpot man or su`hin "