I learned a valuable lesson today

[Nighthawk]

Please tell me it crows like a rooster and doesn't cluck like a hen! People might draw the wrong conclusion, aye?

No, it clucks like a hen. The longer you ignore it, the angrier and louder the clucking gets!

[thescot]

She might want you to ask her out after all that.

[Bigkahuna]

This mental picture I have of a clucking, rubber chicken sporran is just tooo funny.

[Highlander31]

Thanks. I needed a good laugh.

[dfmacliam]

Can you say "Redial"?...LOL

[staticsan]

Mine clucks like a chicken. And no, I'm not joking. When people call me, my sporran starts clucking like an angry chicken.

Mine sounds like it's exploding when it receives a text message. The sound clip is complete with the sound of falling debris. :-)

I also once met a very distant relative who has the sound of flatulence as his ringtone.

Wade.

[Nighthawk]

Mine sounds like it's exploding when it receives a text message. The sound clip is complete with the sound of falling debris. :-)

I also once met a very distant relative who has the sound of flatulence as his ringtone.

Wade.

That's great! I used to have the Benny Hill theme song for mine, until my wife washed it... It was in my Amerikilt sporran.

[NewGuise]

My phone is only ever on vibrate, with no audible ringtone, and it has gone off in my sporran more than once, so I know the feeling. And it is not an unpleasant feeling...

[Kiltman]

I bet she was flattered to have such a reaction. You better ask her out. Oh and wear your kilt.

[SteveB]

My sporran sounds Scots Wha Ha'e on the bagpipe, when the mobile is ringing.

After one individual asked what I had under the kilt, I had answered "my Bagpipe.. before I could say another word Scots Wha Ha'e was coming from the appropriate area. The look on her face was absolutely priceless.