Quote Originally Posted by Nighthawk View Post
Mine clucks like a chicken. And no, I'm not joking. When people call me, my sporran starts clucking like an angry chicken.
Mine sounds like it's exploding when it receives a text message. The sound clip is complete with the sound of falling debris. :-)

I also once met a very distant relative who has the sound of flatulence as his ringtone.

Wade.