Quote Originally Posted by staticsan View Post
Mine sounds like it's exploding when it receives a text message. The sound clip is complete with the sound of falling debris. :-)

I also once met a very distant relative who has the sound of flatulence as his ringtone.

Wade.
That's great! I used to have the Benny Hill theme song for mine, until my wife washed it... It was in my Amerikilt sporran.