"Everybody gets one free one."

After that, they better be savvy enough to know whether a second kilt-check is welcome. I can think of people who would most certainly try to peek under my kilt, but who I frankly wouldn't want to catch trying to get a free peek.

It's gonna cost those girls at least fifty bucks.



But seriously...after one, they should know if they're on the VIP list or if repetition is gonna get them bounced, so I say act accordingly.