The only one who is always welcome to lift my kilt is my spouse.

That said, I do frequent certain entertainment venues that usually get quite rowdy. I am a fat auld man, and still get a few "kilt check"s by the occasional young lass. When the act is in the sense of fun for both of us - why not. When it is not in intended fun, I usually attempt to stop the activity, or return the favour.

The best one was the night of far too many kilt checks of those of us that attended the concert kilted. I just simply reached down and started raising the hem of the kilt checker's skirt/dress an inch or two, than stop and look them straight in the eye, and slowly return the hem to its original position. The kilt checking quickly ended. (Then we could let Grant into the room).

Slainte