I still don't understand this, even after all of these years. I especially don't understand the gals who appear shocked when I ask if I can see what they are wearing under their skirt/jeans after they attempt the kilt check on me. "That's different!" Whatever . . .

The only time that I truly have been angry is when it has been done or attempted while I was piping. I really don't want to stop playing mid-tune while the crowd is enjoying the music, just because someone is being an idiot . However, it is pretty much an attack while being in an undefendable position. Usually happens on St. Paddy's Day. Uh oh . . .