This is an interesting thought ... just working it through for myself, using facts that are verifiable on the forum:
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KILT OWNERSHIP
- Own a tartan kilt CHECK
- Own a modern kilt CHECK
- Own a tank CHECK
- Own 5 kilts (tartan or modern) CHECK
- Own 10 kilts CHECK
- Own 50+ kilts (earns the title: the Hamish) [read in a Mike Myers voice] I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy ...
- Own kilts in at least 3 different clan tartans (earns the title: the Clansman) CHECK
- Own kilts in at least 3 different universal tartans (earns the tilte: the Universal)
- Own a military tartan kilt CHECK
- Own a genuine government issue regimental kilt CHECK
- Sew your own kilt (earns the title: the Tailor) CHECK
- Sew at least 1 modern and 1 tartan kilt (earns the title: Master Tailor) CHECK
- Sew at least 10 kilts of any kind (earns the title: Grand Master Tailor) CHECK
(etc...) The sky is the limit as to how many achievements you can have...

ACCESSORIES:
- Own at least 5 different styles of kilt pin
- Own at least 3 different sgians dubh CHECK
- Own a claymore and know how to use it (earns the title: the Swordsman)
- Own a full mask sporran CHECK
- Own at least 5 different kinds of sporran 4 (darn ... so close )
- Own at least 25 pairs of kilt hose CHECK
- etc...

DIY
(cross-ref. some of the "sew a kilt" achievements) CHECK
- knit your own kilt hose
- make your own sporran CHECK
- make your own sgian dubh CHECK
- convert a regular jacket to a kilt jacket CHECK
- complete at least 3 different DIY projects (earns the title: the Craftsman) CHECK
- etc...

KILT-WEARING
- wear a kilt for a day CHECK
- wear a kilt every day for a week CHECK
- wear a kilt every day for a month (earns the title: the Unbifurcated) CHECK
- wear a kilt every day for 6 months CHECK
- wear your kilt to a formal function (like a wedding or funeral) CHECK
- wear your kilt on a first date (earns the title: the Ladykiller)
- wear your kilt on a second date (earns the title: the Romantic)
- get married in a kilt
- wear a rubber chicken sporran out in public and post photos to prove it (Earns the title: the Grant) There can be ONLY ONE!
- etc...

FORUM-BASED
(this would almost be like the post-based title system from before) So rather than repeating the post-count titles achieved, here are some other ideas:
- Welcome at least 50 new people in the Newbie forum (earns the title: the Friendly) I would have to double-check that one - I'm not the friendliest dog in the pack ...er, forum.
- Post at least 50 different photos (must be posted in different threads, and on different days). (Earns the title: the Shutterbug). CHECK
- Start at least 5 threads in the "kilt advice" forum that don't ASK for advice, but rather OFFER it. (Earns the title: the Helpful).
- log into XMTS every day for a month (Earns the title: the Addicted) CHECK
- post at least once in every forum (posts must be relevant, non-SPAM, non-garbage, and contribute to the discussions at-hand). (Earns the title: the Dedicated).
- post at least 10 new, original jokes in Craig's Corner. (Must include at least 1 bad pun). (Earns the title: the Red)
- give away a kilt to anyone who may not already have one. (Earns the title: the Generous). CHECK
- etc...

FOOD & DRINK
- try haggis at least ones CHECK
- make a haggis
- eat neeps & tatties every day for a week
- attend a Burns supper CHECK
- organize or put on a Burns supper
- deliver the toast to the haggis at a Burns supper I did a really poor Immortal Memory - does that count?
- etc...
And I'm a bit of a slacker compared to some around here ... uh, this might require that devoted mod or demi-mod. (What is a demi-mod? I have this mental image of a mod in 1:2 scale, or a short, stumpy mod with pointed ears and hairy feet. )