The total has changed a few times, but at most recent reckoning the Mocker Pockets have have gobbled down 79 smaller items and a dinghy with custom fitted oarlocks.
Quote Originally Posted by morrison
I must remember not to put things in the mockers' pockets. I've lost many things down there and have yet to figure out a way to recover them. At this point the total of lost items is up to around forty seven (if you don't count the erasers from the pencil tops). There are two BIC lighters, one disposable camera, a set of keys on four rings attached to a carabiner, one pair of socks, a cellphone, three pencils with removeable erasers, five ballpoint pens, a stocking cap, two lefts and one right hand glove, sunglasses, ipod (3gb), flashdrive 80mb, headset for ipod, 3x5 notepad, thermos stopper, tv remote, garage door remote, skate key (really. the kids were playing with my childhood skates from 1958. They still have them on 'cause I can't find the skate key!?!?!? ). Various bolts and washers are rattling around in there and two engagement rings! DON'T ASK. A pair of shoelaces and a copper arrowhead. Many more things are to be found in my mockers pockets, but I shudder to think of the consequences of finally bringing everything back from the abyss.

It's not true about, "Kilt only when formal." I don't have formal Kilt attire. I just try to upgrade my best appearance.
As for comparison. Well, It's a good question with a lot of good answers!
Which eye does one favor when looking through binoculars.

I use the other "Good eye"