Guess where I found my Sigan?

[ForresterModern]

You pulled a David Letterman and stuck it in the ceiling above your desk?

[tulloch]

In the medicine cabinet where kids can't reach it because you last took off your hose getting ready for the bath.

[EagleJCS]

The last place you looked for it?

[DougC]

In the freezer next to the phone?

[Nighthawk]

WHERE WAS IT?!?! I can't find mine, and the suspense is killting me! Was it with a brown wooden one with a thistle carved on the handle? Because if it was, then it was with mine...

[Lallans]

This is easy. You took the sage advice of the author of Tom Sawyer and buried a second sgian in a secret place inside a cedar box , said the secret words, waited a week or so, dug up the box, said the words again, and voila! There it was! Right where you found it!

[CMcG]

<snip> ...Sigan, Sigan where was my Sigan?ith:

I'm still wondering what a Sigan is: a pernicious typo or some form of kilt accoutrement I'm not familiar with?

[Micric]

Brooster,

Had you been having pains when sitting down?

[BroosterB1]

ith:

Ok, Ok but this was more fun than where's Waldo, I suppose I could say it was not in a hat, nor in a cat, it was not in a bat and not in the back, It wasn't there and it wasn't here. It was not on the bar or in the car, not in the box or under the fox, not in the ham or in the jam......Ok, I can go on and on like this......but I won't....


So there I am, getting ready for the great tax athon of 2010, digging stuff out of the nooks and crannies and girding my "loins" for the annual bash my self in the head with a large brick...except for some unkown reason this year my lovely bride decides to help!

We set to sorting paper and making piles and of course there are unopened envelopes (with online banking the enveloped get filed; who needs em?) which she wants to open. I've got to run an errand so I tell her go ahead.

When I get back there she is in the middle of the kitchen, like a kid at Christmas, zipping open envelopes with MY SIGAN! (this thing has been missing since Christmas).

I try not to make a big deal about the whole deal, but I got to know ...where did you find my Sigan ? I ask nicely....."Oh, this thing? I like it its sharp! Neat letter opener! I keep it right here" (she points at her painted tin box that says "Moms mail"), is it yours?

Ok, so now I know where my sigan is......


then next question is ...anybody got a spare?

[skauwt]

is a "sigan" something else than what i think its meant to be ...am i the only one who is lost here